Intercepted Memo
MEMO
From: The Right Hand Of Allah
To: Messengers Of Allah In North America
Subject: The Islamification Of North America
Jihadist,
We greet you in the name of Mohammad (PBUH).
By now you all now of our incredible success in Europe with our Islamification project. In Europe we have played the part of patience and through our immigration and breeding strategy we have the infidel beat back and trying to stall for time by means of political compromise with us. It is only a matter of another generation, at the most, until we are the ones running London, Berlin, Amsterdam, Paris, and all of Europe. Allah has given us a great victory here.
Now, we turn our eyes upon North America and as we do we continue to look to Allah to make us victorious. However, as we know, Allah’s ways are not always the same and we have become convinced that Allah intends to cover that continent by a different means than he has covered Western Europe. We will, of course, continue to fund the building of Mosques and Islamic centers in North America. Already our Mosques are dotting the heartland of America from Toledo, Ohio to Cedar Rapids, Iowa and thousand other rural points. This map chronicles our success in this regard.
This represents the positive side of our mission however the reason that we are writing is we want to introduce you to the way that we intend to deal with what has historically been our greatest opposition and that is Christianity.
The Christian witness in America has grown weak from a deterioration that has come in its Churches from the decadence that characterizes Western culture as a whole. Our goal is to to Islamify America without waking the sleeping giant of Christianity. To do this we want you, as our agents, to channel money to some of their Seminaries and Churches who teach a Christianity that will compliment our interests in North America. This variant of Christianity, called Two Kingdom Christianity, serves our interest in two ways. First, it insists that the Church does not and should not speak to the public square. It believes that its Holy Book only speaks of Spiritual things and how one might prepare themselves for heaven. Of course this serves our interest by allowing us, as the agents of Allah, to incrementally bring Sharia law and Islamic education to North America without howls of protest from their Churches or their ministers. Second, it serves our interest because its spokesmen teach that whatever social order is in place the Christians in their congregations must support. This means that once we become the cultural gatekeepers they will be a compliant people willing to gladly pay the Jizyah tax, submit to Sharia, and to render up their children to our educational efforts.
Because this is true we want no strong arm efforts from any of our sleeper agents. We believe that if we will spread money to the Westminister West Seminary and the respective churches that it plants and the men it graduates that they will do the work for us of continuing to make a way for our intent to Islamify their culture. Their current lack of resistance to our greatest competitor for global dominance, Cultural Marxism, is proof to us that they will not stand in our way once we conquer the Cultural Marxist infidel that are creating the vacuum that Islam will rush into once it is seen that a religion-less social order can not thrive.
After your great efforts around the world we know that what we are asking will perhaps be the greatest challenge of all. Seldom have we asked you to give money to those who have historically been our enemies. But you must keep before you that these Two Kingdom people are a far different Christian people than the people of Charlemagne or the people of Godfry of Bouillon or the people of the Christian King, St. Louis. You must keep before you that these people have made this life the enemy of their souls and have no expectation that their God has any explicit interest in this world.
So, once again, you are to fund Westminster West and the Seminaries and the Churches that it will build from the funds that you are sending them. Here is your first check.
Only one word of warning. If you mistakenly give any of this money we are sending you to Kuyperian or Theonomic versions of Christianity you will be immediately recalled and reassigned to something you will find dreadful. Those versions of Christianity are anathema to our agenda in the West.
In the name of Mohammad (PBUH),
The Mullah’s of the Right Hand Of Allah